Sarnoff Shmarnoff

Francisco Alvarado deserves a Pulitzer prize. Marc Sarnoff has pulled the wool over so many eyes for so long, and terrorized those of us who knew the truth for so long, that I had lost hope. There is now a visible glimmer of light. There is the hope that this dangerous man will be outed. Thank you New Times - you've restored my faith. Now its time for the blind followers to reflect and mend their ways - turn away from destroying individuals because they may disagree with all of your views and concentrate on building a community through thoughtful discussion and building concensus through compromise.

Francisco Alvarado, you are doing an EXCELLENT Job. The Citizens of Miami need to know that he was making promises he could not keep. It's also very sad to see that is individual was the one that replaced Linda Haskins. Linda Haskins was an excellent Commissioner and not only is she smart she is an excellent person with excellent credentials. Keep it up, Isabel

Francisco Alvarado, PLEASE keep finding we (specially Downtown) need Commissioner Sarnoff OUT. Thank you for a job well done. Frank

Marc Sarnoff must be really bothering certain criminals to inspire such media madness.

Francisco Alveradro:

Ask Marcs first prospective "contract wife" about Marc Sarnoff and his life of lies.

Teresa Forestal was prospective "wife" number two, the more desperate of the two actresses, hand picked by Marc Sarnoff and Neil Bayer to play the role of Marcs devoted wife, supporting her ambitious husband in all of his political endeavors. Required, by contract, to appear at all political and social functions on the arm of Marc Sarnoff, in an outfit approved by either Marc or Neal, smiling, waving when necessary, and supporting her "hubby" in every way, when in public, for a substantial annual salary, and full benefits, of course.

I am sure that if you offer her more than Sarnoff and Bayer did, prospective wife, Number One, will be more than happy to come forward and tell all.

She is dying to tell the story of the fake engagement ring given to her by Marc Sarnoff, right before Teresa was signed.

She is almost ready to come forward and tell why she finally decided to “just say NO” to the whole Sarnoff and Bayer shenanigan. She is even contemplating a tell-all book!

Keep digging Fran, you are good!

He also lied about living in Coconut Grove for "over 20 years". He has lived in the Grove for less than 10 years. Prior to that he lived in Coral Gables, where he illegally ran a law practice from his house, similar to the one he now runs from the house next door to his residence in Coconut Grove (on the corner of Shipping Ave. & Virginia St.), which is also illegal. Why has he been able to run a law practice for so long with four employees who park illegally at the dog park every day?

Marc Sarnoff is a phoney from top to bottom. He has betrayed a lot of people. He is a liar. He is an unstable angry man. He needs to be removed from office. The people who work for him are just as bad and they need to be fired. Thank you, Francisco for printing the truth about this psychopath. By the way, what happened to the Koolaid Krowd???? Did they kill themselves yet?

Interoffice
Memo

Date: 5/15/07

To: Me (Marc D. Sarnoff)

From: Me (Marc D. Sarnoff)

Cc: Me (Marc D. Sarnoff)

Re: Conversation With MyselfI requested a meeting with myself,

concerning a conversation that I had, with ME.

At the meeting I advised myself that at a lunchtime meeting with ME,

I indicated to myself that I be aware that in order to achieve a vote

in favor of ME, I must further advise myself and I must require a

meeting with a third undisclosed person (A.K.A. ME), parenthetically,

as it turns out.


-End-

Perhaps Francisco Alvarez could investigate Frank Rollason and the girl Suze? Wasn't Suze with Rollason in inappropriate circumstances when she was killed?

Has any elected official since the disgraced City Commissioner Humberto Hernandez conducted themselves in such a sleazy a fashion as early in their career as Herr Sarnoff?

The worst that can be said of his predecessor Winton was that he grew attitudinal while in public office (who hasn’t?), drank too much and misbehaved badly in public, something that was once considered a badge of distinction in Coconut Grove. But he was always blunt and honest, never misrepresented who he was or what he thought and his staff was honest and effective.

Sarnoff – to the total amazement of just about everybody – has exceeded the misconduct of all his corrupt predecessors except that he has not YET been caught with a pile of unexplained cash or exiting a motel with a teenaged boy.

His staff is an embarrassing menagerie of freaks and nuts seemingly recruited from a homeless shelter. His hard care Grove supporters have made it clear they will stick by him through any number of bungling missteps and gaffs and forgive his every act of cowardice, intellectual dishonesty, craven self-promotion, and bullying of citizens.

At this point it is not clear what specifically will trigger his inevitable removal from office although his election law violations are the most likely trigger for his perp walk of shame out of Dinner Key. I just hope we all get sufficient notice to allow for the erection of bleachers and the sale of “Sayonara Sarnoff” t-shirts.

Perhaps Francisco Alvarez (or the Miami Herald) could investigate Frank Rollason and his "aide" Suze Rodroduez? Wasn't Suze with Rollason in inappropriate circumstances when she was killed?

I like Sarnoff's new theme. "Sure I'm a piece of crud. But ya gotta understand, Miami City Hall is a cesspool and ya have to BE a slime to survive in there!"
Cute! Pointless. But cute.

When will we see Francisco Alvarado write about Frank Rollason and the death of Suze Rodriguez?

"JUST SAY NO TO SARNOFF!"