1. Days of Water and Roses The couple peruses the menu from plushly pillowed pods set along the perimeter of a Zen-like reflection pond. After they decide on wok-fried lobster...
Fresh-faced jazz chanteuse Esperanza Spalding cuts a striking figure, with her oversize Afro and petite frame. She looks positively teeny next to the upright bass she plucks,...
For all his vast and venerable sonic contributions to Jazz (with an uppercase J), Ellis Marsalis should also be remarked upon for a profundity of teaching. During decades of...
Dating is like a box of chocolates: You might pick out psycho mamas boy on Tuesday, roided-up dude on Friday, and closet pedophile McDreamy on Sunday. But if you...
Did someone punch his Adams apple? After audiences have spent an inordinate amount of energy pondering Batmans voice, the Jewish Film Festival comes as a welcome...
Its hard to believe its been five years since the Marlins won the World Series at the Cubs expense. Yet Cubs fans continue to blame that historical NLCS loss...
The Olympics are here! The Olympics are here! And with them comes our favorite spectacle of sport: the high dive. There are so many things to love the poetry of...
Miami Spice Restaurant Month is a time when frugal foodies get to dine at restaurants such as Ortanique on the Mile and Table 8 for prices that rival T.G.I.Fridays and...
Ways to get ostracized from the Junior League of Baghdad: (1) Wear an abaya made by Z. Cavaricci, (2) table-dance at the annual fundraising dinner, or (3) get a job as an...
New York-based performance and visual artist Rafael Sanchez has discovered the risks that scraggly chin fur can pose in post-9/11 America. I began growing my beard in...
The fluorescent lights buzz ceaselessly above you, their hypnotic drone pushing you into a zombielike state. Gossip and shit-talk, squabbles and hearsay, idle hands, idle...
In American culture, we reach for Hot Pockets, Totinos Pizza Rolls, or McDonalds apple pies when we want to satiate our cravings for handheld filled goodies. But...
When a killer whale and a bottlenose dolphin happen across each other in the oceans dark depths, one of three things can happen: (1) They pass like two impressive ships...
We are a culture of imbibers, and whether were celebrating a life, a death, or a pink slip, you can bet theres a bottle of hooch in the vicinity. During happy hour,...
Is there any biblical figure more reviled than Judas Iscariot? The name of the disciple who hath betrayed Jesus with a kiss is universally synonymous with all that is evil,...
Jim Gaffigan has milked his pale complexion for a lot of laughs, most notably with Pale Force a recurring skit on Late Night with Conan O'Brien featuring animated...
Could there be a better time to attend a monster truck show? With rising gas prices, a mounting recession, and environmental paranoia, it might be our only escape from reality....
Michael Madd loves "the haters." The more they hate, the harder he works. He says they're jealous, that it's in their nature to envy, that every successful person experiences a...
In office spaces across the city, workers make the 9-to-5 grind more bearable by promising themselves an after-work happy hour filled with fried cheese sticks and dollar beers....
There used to be stiff competition on Miamis karaoke scene before 1998. In those dark ages, would-be singers who yearned to belt out I Will Survive someplace...