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| Art Basel = Free Booze Gibson Showroom | Thu., December 4, 10:00pm | Miami/Central Dade | |
We know there's a percentage of visiting Art Baselites who legitimately are here for art, who care deeply about catching the hottest events so they can lay their hungry eyes on the exhibits right as they open. We're feeling generous, so well guesstimate that elite group of bona-fide art... More >> |
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| Howl-I-Day Brunch for the Animals Loews Miami Beach Hotel | Sun., December 7 | South Beach | |
He licks himself. He farts unapologetically in front of the in-laws. And hes the best friend you have in the Magic City. Barring Fox reality-show participants, chances are your favorite slob is of the canine variety. Not exactly fancy-pants hotel party material, right? Well, for one... More >> |
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| 3 for All Fridays Grove Isle Hotel | Every week Friday | Coconut Grove/Key Biscayne | |
So far your quest to dream up a good reason to leave work early on Fridays has been a bust. Your migraine excuse is getting old, and the diarrhea one? Even older. But we’ll give you an alibi that even your boss will back you up on. It’s the newest happy hour at the Grove Isle Hotel & Spa, 3 for... More >> |
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| Amazing Sundays Nikki Beach | Every week Sunday | South Beach | |
We are happy to spend our Sundays in our pajamas, drinking coffee, and reading the New York Times with our honey. That is until he starts nudging us with his toe while making that pouty-lip face and murmuring pancakes. Since he knows we reserve our spatula usage for bedroom spankings, we are... More >> |
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| Ambiance at Uva Uva | Every week Sunday | Coral Gables | |
If a group of dudes poked their heads through the door tonight at Uva Lounge, they might think they had entered the ultimate straight man’s fantasy. The weekly Sunday-night bash, Ambiance at Uva, is all about sexy ladies getting to know each other and hot dancers shimmying on tabletops. But... More >> |
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| Artist Meet-and-Greet at Red Bar Gallery Red Bar | Second Wednesday of every month, 7:30pm-9:30pm | Miami/Central Dade | |
| Whether you are a fan of fine art or fine wine, there is something to tantalize your senses at the appropriately named Red Bar Gallery. Dozens of works by local and international artists line the lusty red walls while cocktail-sipping patrons line the bar. To develop the burgeoning Brickell art... More >> | |||
| Axé Lounge Uva 69 | Every week Sunday | North Dade | |
| By day, Uva 69 is an alfresco delight, offering an impressive and delicious selection of salads, paninis, and tapas that would impress the choosiest gourmand. By night, the joint is jumpin’ with music, potent cocktails, delicious dinners, and a wonderfully eclectic mix of funky locals who know... More >> | |||
| Bahia Chill Four Seasons Hotel | Every week Friday | Miami/Central Dade | |
It is possible to have too much of a good thing. Here in Miami, all of that sun will damage your skin, the heat can leave embarrassing sweat stains, and the salt water will wreak havoc on your hair. Luckily a brief reprieve is granted every year during fall and winter. While most people in... More >> |
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| Barefoot at Oasis Mandarin Oriental Hotel | Every week Friday, 6:00pm-11:00pm | Miami/Central Dade | |
You've seen the sign: No shirt, no shoes, no service. But each Friday at the Mandarin Oriental, they get a little tolerant of the no shoes part. Well, not the whole hotel -- don't tell them we told you to walk unshod through the gorgeous lobby. Only at the Moroccan-theme Barefoot at... More >> |
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| Bayfront Park Farmer's Market and Lunchtime Experience Bayfront Park | Every week Thursday, 11:00am-3:00pm | Miami/Central Dade | |
| Neither the food nor the scenery at Hooters is certified organic, so downtown workers eager to eat lunch by the bay usually settle for something fried, pesticideded, or pumped full of hormones. But not today! The Bayfront Park Farmer's Market and Lunchtime Experience opens its flaps on the... More >> | |||
| Beat Traffic Soya & Pomodoro | Every week Friday, 4:00pm-7:00pm | Miami/Central Dade | |
| It seems like every bar, restaurant, and corner store offers a happy hour. But few realize that overcooked hot wings and watered-down drinks do not a happy hour make. As a matter of fact, just thinking about that crap makes us kinda sad. But one of our favorite downtown restaurants, Soya y... More >> | |||
| Betty Ford Bingo Halo Lounge | Every week Wednesday | South Beach | |
Ah bingo. Traditionally a pastime of the elderly, it was rivaled only by shuffleboard, bridge, and complaining about kids today in its demographic popularity. And then, wouldnt ya know it, the damn hipsters got a hold of it. Bingo night at The Standard has been a popular... More >> |
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| Big Drink Island The Clevelander | Every week Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday | South Beach | |
You weren’t the only one who shed a tear when the Clevelander Hotel announced it would be closing for renovations. We also get a little emotional at the thought of losing one of our best friends, even temporarily. Where would we go to laugh at drunken, beet-faced tourists? Who would supply us... More >> |
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| Brunches Around Town Out of the Blue Cafe | Every week Sunday | Miami/Central Dade | |
Not quite breakfast, not quite lunch, entirely delicious brunch is just what your bodys calling for on a lazy Sunday. It can cure what ails ya, whether you woke up with a killer hangover from the previous evenings debauchery, or you have a case of the blahs and just want to... More >> |
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| Bubbles & Blowouts Ritz-Carlton South Beach | Every week Thursday | South Beach | |
| It feels like summertime and, yes, the living is easy. But your hair becomes a frizzy mess the second you step into the maddeningly still and humid outdoors. You are thirsty and so is your hair. Refresh your spirit and pacify your locks with Bubbles & Blowouts at the amazing Ritz-Carlton Spa.... More >> | |||
| Cefalos Wine Cellar Cefalo's Italian Village | Daily | Coconut Grove/Key Biscayne | |
Hey, lets go to that sweet new bar in Coconut Gro ..., you begin to say before you remember, Damn, yet another new place with potential has shut its doors in this pedestrian paradise. Just in boozy memory you can reel em off: The Hungry Sailor, Murphys Law,... More >> |
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| Center for Beautiful Skin Happy Hour Center for Beautiful Skin | Every week Wednesday | Coconut Grove/Key Biscayne | |
Is there anything more synonymous with fried food and dollar beers than happy hour? We dont know about you, but hangovers and high cholesterol dont make us happy at all. If youre trying to bring a smile to our lips after a hard day of work, give us something that will make us... More >> |
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| Basel Begins Charest-Weinberg Gallery |
Tue., December 2 more dates/times |
Miami/Central Dade | |
If you want to get an early leg up before Art Basel-phrenia addles your eyes, how about a dose of fresh French-Canadian roadkill to get the spirits in gear?
Marc Seguin has left his snowbound haunts in the rearview mirror and brought his art to the Big Mango, hoping to stop you dead in your... More >> |
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| Circuit Thursdays Grass | Every week Thursday | Miami/Central Dade | |
Let us school you on one fact: Tipsy-dialing can be kind of sexy, because youre just a little bolder and slightly more confident than your sober self. But once youve crossed that drunk threshold, the call becomes plagued with tears and screams. Not so sexy. Let us walk... More >> |
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| classic movie night Indochine | Every week Wednesday, 8:30pm-12:00am | Miami/Central Dade | |
| The tried and true classic date combo remains a favorite for Miamians looking for something to do. But it can be a pain in the butt if your favorite restaurant has a line out the door and your movie theater of choice is swamped with parents who really shouldn’t be taking their crying babies to... More >> | |||
| Cosplay Sushi Samba | Every week Tuesday | South Beach | |
In our schlubby American jeans-and-T-shirt society, ornately dressed and made-up Japanese Harajuku girls look like beautiful aliens. However, they (along with Gwen Stefani) know something we don’t: Dressing up is so much fun it shouldn’t be relegated to one night in October. Fashionistas can... More >> |
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| Cosplay Tuesday Sushi Samba | Every week Tuesday, 11:00pm | South Beach | |
Sushi and costumes go together like peanut butter and chocolate. The Japanese trend of cosplay (a combination of the words costume and play) has brought the world fun and fashion -- witness the likes of Gwen Stefani and Harajuku girls. Here on South Beach, theres a delicious weekly... More >> |
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| Cupcake Bingo Nights Sweetcakes Edibles | Every week Wednesday | North Dade | |
All hail the mighty cupcake. Theres no baked dessert thats more evocative of childhood innocence. Cupcakes take you back to the days of bruised knees and bake sales. Barbie Roqueta, owner of Sweetcakes Edibles, totally gets it. Her adorable little uptown bakery features 10 different... More >> |
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| Dogs Gone Wild China Grill | Every week Sunday | South Beach | |
Wander through South Beach on any given Sunday afternoon, and you might feel as though you’ve stumbled into an anteroom of the Westminster Kennel Club. Pooches are everywhere, holding court at al fresco eateries and strutting jauntily into boutiques. Although most establishments on the Beach... More >> |
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| Drink of the Week: Asian Margarita Vix | Daily | South Beach | |
While recently indulging in a pedicure, I spoke with the aesthetician about one of our favorite topics: libations. We discussed our love of New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc (try the 2005 White Haven -- it is heavenly), dry ciders, and cocktails. She then suggested I sample the new bar menu at Vix in... More >> |
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