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| Hip-Hop Dance Class Miami Contemporary Dance Company | Every week Wednesday, 6:00pm-7:00pm | South Beach | |
In the glory days of hip-hop, dance formed an integral part of the culture. Nobody can forget the early days of break dancing or the synchronized moves of Kid ’N Play. Hip hop music has since evolved, and rappers like Fat Joe have been instructing crowds just to “lean back.” Would be grinders... More >> |
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| Swimming Under the Stars Flamingo Park | Daily | South Beach | |
The boy playfully dunks the girl’s head under the water, holding her there until she grabs his thigh in mock distress. With her mop of curly hair drenched straight, she emerges like a mermaid. The boy’s eyes follow her entire ascent. She spits crystal-clear water at him and pauses. His olive... More >> |
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| Ace Hood in Concert SoBe Live | Sat., December 6 | South Beach | |
On the cover of the December issue of popular hip-hop tome XXL magazine is a feature on the top ten MCs of 2009. They're being billed as "The 10 Freshmen" who are poised to lead hip-hop in a new direction. There are a couple of questionable selections in the mix (Asher Roth?), but the name that... More >> |
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| Lowbrow Pop Art Basel events ArtCenter/South Florida Gallery | Sat., December 6 | South Beach | |
If the names Mothra, Rodan, Anguirus, Kumonga, Kamacuras, and Gabara ring a bell, then youre in for a treat. If not, dont worry these are not variations of exotic STDs. They are the names of atomic-age kaiju monsters typical of the radioactive Godzilla movies that... More >> |
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| Electric Lounge Buck 15 | Wed., December 10 | South Beach | |
Wednesday night and you are ready to party? Prepare to call in sick on Thursday, but you will not regret it. There is no dress code at Buck 15 tonight, and two-for-one Skyy vodkas until midnight. Doors open at 10pm, and I will see you there. For real, dear cyberspace readers. I am going to be... More >> |
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| Howl-I-Day Brunch for the Animals Loews Miami Beach Hotel | Sun., December 7 | South Beach | |
He licks himself. He farts unapologetically in front of the in-laws. And hes the best friend you have in the Magic City. Barring Fox reality-show participants, chances are your favorite slob is of the canine variety. Not exactly fancy-pants hotel party material, right? Well, for one... More >> |
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| Keisha Kash Cameo | Fri., December 5 | South Beach | |
She is a beautiful young model and future hip hop star. She just moved here from New Jersey to pursue her rap dreams. Give it up for Keisha Kash. She will be performing tonight at the Cameo, so get out there and give her some Miami support! Check out the video below to see what she does:
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| Trismegistus Louis at Gansevoort South Hotel | Thu., December 4, 11:00pm | South Beach | |
The exhibition, Trismegistus, will feature over 20 Marilyn Manson paintings, which will be on display at the 101 Exhibit (101 NE 40th Street, Miami) in heart of the Design District. But the opening reception will be at the new Louis Lounge at the Gansevoort South. We are not sure if Marilyn... More >> |
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| PG-13 Heathrow Lounge | Sun., December 7 | South Beach | |
Walk into Sweat Records and chances are you'll see a single employee quietly sitting at the desk in the corner. On occasion this employee is Paul Gaeta. You'll know him by his tall, lanky figure topped with dirty-blond hair framing a baby face. Given his appearance, it is easy to see how he... More >> |
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| Venetian Snares Black Sheep Music Lounge | Sat., December 6 | South Beach | |
Mutant Cunt Sniffer. That is the title of the video below that you are about to watch. You are getting sleepy, you mutant cunt sniffer. Venetian Snares are sick. The music is so twisted that you will be a bloody mess by the time the show is over:
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| The 400 Club at The Fifth The Fifth | Every week Friday, 11:00pm | South Beach | |
Every blue moon brings murmurs about a new party arising from the monotony that is the South Beach club scene. But youve heard it all before, and by now it takes a roar for you to believe it. For more than a year, the urban chic crowd has been meeting at Harrisons Restaurant for an... More >> |
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| '80s and Retro Night The Townhouse Hotel | Every week Friday | South Beach | |
| If you want to feel like a virgin, venture to the Rooftop Lounge at the Townhouse Hotel on a Friday night. (Of course we are referring to the Madonna song, not your prom night, silly.) Beginning at 8:00, the DJ drops ’80s and retro hits while partygoers lounge on beds and buzz around the bar.... More >> | |||
| Adult Oriented Bingo The Standard Hotel | Every week Sunday from Sun., October 19 until Sun., January 4, 8:00pm | South Beach | |
Bingo is not just for little kids and senior citizens anymore. The Standard has turned it into a crazy booze-infested drinking game for...um...adults between the ages of 21 and 40something. Win a free night at the hotel, or a bottle of bourbon. The prizes get better each week. Whether you win... More >> |
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| The Alma Lounge Raleigh Hotel |
Thu., September 18 more dates/times |
South Beach | |
The grand entrance and Collins Avenue address might intimidate you during the day, but step into the Raleigh Hotel during the wee hours of the night and youll find a saccharine-sweet staff and the best croque-monsieur this side of the Seine. And guess what? You dont even have to... More >> |
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| Amazing Sundays Nikki Beach | Every week Sunday | South Beach | |
We are happy to spend our Sundays in our pajamas, drinking coffee, and reading the New York Times with our honey. That is until he starts nudging us with his toe while making that pouty-lip face and murmuring pancakes. Since he knows we reserve our spatula usage for bedroom spankings, we are... More >> |
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| Art or Limoncello? Happy Hours. The Tides | Every week Friday | South Beach | |
We are a culture of imbibers, and whether were celebrating a life, a death, or a pink slip, you can bet theres a bottle of hooch in the vicinity. During happy hour, you can usually also find hot wings and disgruntled workers, but two hot spots are turning that stereotype on its... More >> |
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| Be a Vidal Sassoon Hair Model Vidal Sassoon Miami Education Center | Daily | South Beach | |
| Getting your hair done at a luxe salon feels refreshing to the spirit but distressing to the pocket. Now the adventuresome can sport chic styles for a fraction of the price by standing in as hair models at the Vidal Sassoon Miami Education Center. This establishment has been called the Harvard... More >> | |||
| Betty Ford Bingo Halo Lounge | Every week Wednesday | South Beach | |
Ah bingo. Traditionally a pastime of the elderly, it was rivaled only by shuffleboard, bridge, and complaining about kids today in its demographic popularity. And then, wouldnt ya know it, the damn hipsters got a hold of it. Bingo night at The Standard has been a popular... More >> |
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| Big Drink Island The Clevelander | Every week Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday | South Beach | |
You weren’t the only one who shed a tear when the Clevelander Hotel announced it would be closing for renovations. We also get a little emotional at the thought of losing one of our best friends, even temporarily. Where would we go to laugh at drunken, beet-faced tourists? Who would supply us... More >> |
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| Bingo Night at The Standard The Standard Hotel | Every week Sunday | South Beach | |
There is an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm in which Larry David visits his dad in a nursing home and joins him for a game of bingo. Larry quickly fills his card and shouts an exuberant, nearly in-your-face “Bingoooooo!” But when his card is checked, the caller says she never called one of his... More >> |
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| The Bohemia Room: A Spoken Word Experience Yuca | Every week Wednesday | South Beach | |
Miami has an open mike event almost every evening. But hump day just got a lot more happening. Welcome to The Bohemia Room: A Spoken Word Experience, a weekly event with a difference. Hosts Ingrid B., Alexander T. Proctor, and 99 Jamz DJ Lorenzo “Ice Tea” Thomas will set the tone while members... More >> |
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| Bowling in Miami Lucky Strike |
Mon., December 1 more dates/times |
South Beach | |
In the years since Don Carters Kendall Lanes closed, youve been in a gutter of grief. Your bowling shoes have a layer of dust on them and your ball has lost its gleam. Since then, the closest youve been to knocking down pins is the virtual alley of your Nintendo Wii.
The... More >> |
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| Bubbles & Blowouts Ritz-Carlton South Beach | Every week Thursday | South Beach | |
| It feels like summertime and, yes, the living is easy. But your hair becomes a frizzy mess the second you step into the maddeningly still and humid outdoors. You are thirsty and so is your hair. Refresh your spirit and pacify your locks with Bubbles & Blowouts at the amazing Ritz-Carlton Spa.... More >> | |||
| Casa DAmor Aerobar | Every week Friday | South Beach | |
The minute you enter the realm of Aerobar, youll realize you aint in Kansas anymore, sweetie. With bright neon lights cascading across a gunmetal background, the club resembles a cooler-than-thou airport terminal that could house vessels built to take you to a place where rules... More >> |
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| The Chat Noir Club Dream Nightclub | Every week Monday | South Beach | |
| Once you walk through the doors of Dream Nightclub on a Monday night, the funk of mediocre entertainment will disappear from your skin, and your soul will become awash in an aroma you might not even recognize. Fantastic characters greet you by the door, and from then on, we cant even... More >> | |||